Slepe’s childhood was full of love and laughter,
Daddy Pepe thought they’d live happily ever after.

Until one fateful day, when Snoop Frog came over,
They chilled, they smoked, they played poker.

With Snoop Frog around, Slepe got a passion for rhymes,
Slepe spat over beats, Slepe collected the dimes.

A new life was calling, Slepe had to fly the nest,
Cya loser Slepe yelled, Pepe was depressed.

Slepe got lonely travelling far and wide,
Slepe felt quite lost and needed a guide.

Suddenly Slepe stumbled upon some lost treasure,
Slepe picked up the lamp and cleaned it for good measure.

A genie told Slepe to swap a coin for a wish,
Slepe wished for a pink unicorn to befriend and squish.

A pink beast galloped out of the smoke,
Unipepe had arrived and that horn was no joke.

Slepe rides Unipepe, to the city by the sea,
Posts an ad on Craig's List, showcasing skills for all to see.

Satoshi, struggling, spots Slepe's shining ad,
Thinks, "This Dev's the one; Slepe’ll make Bitcoin rad!"

With fingers swift, Slepe completes the code just right,
Bringing Bitcoin to life, from darkness to light.

From a simple ad, Bitcoin rose to its height,
Thanks to Slepe and Satoshi, partners in the night.

Slepe rose to fame releasing his own coin to behold,
Then a knock on the door from someone weird and old.

It was Gary Gensler, trying bring crypto to its knees,
He thought capturing Slepe will fulfill his dark decrees.

Gensler kidnaps Slepe and throws away the key,
Attached to strange equipment, with nowhere to pee.

Farming Slepe’s brains, Gensler's plan takes flight,
Creating his own coin, in the dead of night.